"Scared Skinny"

UCPAC'S Hamilton Stage

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Scared Skinny

Scared Skinny is a one-woman comedy written by and starring comedian Mary Dimino—or as Mary likes to say, it’s a “one (hundred pound lighter) woman show.” She keeps audiences laughing with frank and funny stories from her colorful Queens upbringing, and what it was like to grow up “flabby, funny, and afraid” in an Italian-American family. Scared Skinny nabbed the New York International Fringe Festival Overall Excellence Award for Outstanding Solo Show in 2010, and the Wall Street Journal called it “riotously funny.”

The Fine Print


Promotional value expires Jul 14, 2017. Limit 8/person. Redeem on day of show for a ticket at the venue box office. Refundable only on day of purchase. Must purchase together to sit together. Merchant is issuer of tickets - discount reflects current ticket prices, which may change. ADA seating cannot be guaranteed; contact box office prior to purchase for availability. Ticket value includes all fees. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About Union County Performing Arts Center


As a living landmark to the performing arts and cornerstone of the Rahway Arts District, the Union County Performing Arts Center has endured history and earned its way onto the National and State Registers of Historic Places. Recently restored to its 1928 luster, the former Rahway Theatre retains the charm and grandeur of its vaudeville theater origins while encouraging new forms of entertainment. From its 1,300 seats––where crowds once gathered to watch RKO movies and WWII newsreels––audiences can marvel at the theater’s opulent, gold-crested ceilings and ponder how many dresses can be made from its rich red drapes. One of the theater’s proudest treasures is its original Wurlitzer organ, which is small in stature, but emits massive sound out of its 500 pipes.

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