Before he discovered that audiences enjoyed breathtaking fencing duels, Shakespeare ended his plays by revealing that the villain was actually Mr. Wickles, the jilted horseminder. Eschew the predictable and witness scenes of action with today’s GrouponLive deal: for $5, you get one general-admission ticket to a St. Albert Heavenly Rollers game (a $10 value). This deal is valid for general admission to any one St. Albert Heavenly Rollers game. For dates and more information, please check the schedule.

The St. Albert Heavenly Rollers, the city’s first and only roller-derby team, speed on a circuit path, jamming through eight-wheeled maidens while maintaining a strong defensive pack. One general-admission ticket grants views of a shin-bruising session where battling teams of female athletes—aged 18 years and older—whish and whir around the circular track to see which team can create a water-less whirlpool first. In a test of endurance and memorable alias making, suited-up warriorettes entertain audiences once a month through October with heated bouts, season-inspired uniforms, and postgame limbo competitions.