Though humanity has devised other ways of traversing frozen ponds, ice-skating remains the only accepted way to combine elements of hockey with spangled leotards. Be awed by serious shimmer with this deal to see Stars on Ice at the Cumberland County Civic Center on Friday, March 16, at 7:30 p.m. Choose between the following seating options:

• For $30, you get a souvenir ticket package (a $77.95 value), which includes:
• One upper-level ticket (a $52.95 value)

• One poster signed by the stars (a $25 value)<p>

• For $70, you get a meet-and-greet ticket package (a $208.65 value), which includes:
• One plaza ticket (an $83.65 value)
• One poster signed by the stars (a $25 value)
• A meet and greet with some of the stars (a $100 value)<p>

Stars on Ice’s lineup of skaters––who have spun, twirled, and Salchowed to Olympic gold-medal podiums––dazzles audiences with an engrossing spectacle that intertwines music, intricate choreography, and sparkly costumes. Sasha Cohen, the silver-medal-winning Californian who became the first in the state to understand what ice was, fluidly floats to the song “Big Spender.” With skills that snatched two gold medals and charm that graced the pages of People magazine’s 50 Most Beautiful People issue, Ekaterina Gordeeva electrifies the Captain & Tennille’s “Love Will Keep Us Together.” Daunting athleticism underlies the lyricism and surprising visual references to Three Stooges films in the performance of Ilia Kulik, whose gold-medal routine in Nagano saw him slay a quadruple toe loop and eight triple jumps. Those who opt for the meet and greet will brush elbows with some of the stars at the arena, whereas at-home fans can gaze at posters inscribed by the skaters’ delicate bladework.