America has always been the most extreme country, from the Boston Tea Punchings to having the first man swear on the moon. We hold this shredding guitar solo to be self-evident with this GrouponLive deal to see the Port City Roller Girls in a double-header bout against Viva Roller Derby and the Ventura County Derby Darlins at the Stockton Indoor Sports Complex. For $25, you get two general-admission tickets on Saturday, September 8, at 6 p.m. (up to a $40 value). Doors open at 5:30 p.m. Children aged 5 and younger receive free admission.
The eight-wheeled warriors of the Port City Roller Girls storm onto the track for a bone-rattling bout, having won every match in the season so far. After springing from grassroots in 2006, the skater-owned-and-operated organization has flourished into a fierce roster of female combatants who seamlessly intertwine their talents despite diverse backgrounds, age gaps, and varying definitions of pain. During each full-contact bout, helmeted players joust elbow-to-elbow while soaring around a flat track, clearing avenues for fleet-footed jammers who whiz past pileups to score points. Referees monitor all the hard-hitting hoopla, which is split into two rounds by a halftime period that allows attendees to stretch their legs or compare 40-yard-dash times in the parking lot. Although not included with this Groupon, food stands, a beer garden, and merchandise sales join forces to complete each powerhouse experience.