Give a man a fish and he eats for a day, but teach him to genetically engineer his own fish and–by the gods, what has science done? Evolve your mind with this deal to Success 2013, with Bill Cosby, Larry King, and Joe Montana, at Calvary Christian Center on Wednesday, January 30, at 8 a.m. For $39, you get two tickets for VIP seating, including two complimentary workbooks (up to a $158 value). Doors open at 6:45 a.m.

When business pros look up the word “success” in the dictionary and find a picture of Bill Cosby, it means two things: first, that the comedian is one of the most influential entertainment figures of all time; and second, that they may actually be holding TV Guide. Regardless of the reading material, ambitious entrepreneurs get an inside scoop on achievement in all its forms at the Success 2013 seminar. Live presentations from the likes of Cosby, Larry King (via satellite), and Joe Montana cover topics ranging from how to use humor at the workplace, hone communication skills, create an unforgettable first impression, and show your leadership. Les Brown, author of Live Your Dreams and It’s Not Over Until You Win, and sales pro Brian Tracy also take the mic to offer their own take on personal and professional development. Joining them throughout a day jam-packed with tips and motivational pep talks is Kendra Todd, the first woman ever to win on The Apprentice and the host of My House is Worth What? on HGTV, presenting “How to Outperform the Competition.”