Contrary to popular belief, all the world is not a stage—sometimes people just say things to get attention. See an actual stage with this GrouponLive deal to The Calamari Sisters' Big, Fat, Italian Wedding at the East End Theatre. For $24, you get one ticket for house seating and a nonalcoholic beverage at one of the performances listed here (up to a $45.50 value, including all fees).
Delphine and Carmela Calamari first stormed the musical-theater scene three years ago in Cooking with the Calamari Sisters, and now, two plays and a national tour later, they return to the tolling of wedding bells. The stars of Mangia Italiano, a public-access musical cooking show, the sisters are known for their culinary skills, their fierce loyalty to each other, their even fiercer competitive nature, and their angelic baritone voices. Spouting silliness and one-liners, a flock of wacky relatives descend on the pair when Delphine announces her imminent, long-awaited wedding. Yet Carmela has sworn that she will make it to the altar first, and even as the two bustle to feed the clamorous throng, they bicker and claw at one another like two cats fighting for the same championship belt. While the madness unspools on stage, the cast belts out classic tunes such as "Chapel of Love," "Love and Marriage," and "River Deep, Mountain High."