- $49 for one ticket for seating in the orchestra (up to $71 value)
- Click here to view the seating chart
Dates and Times
- Wednesday, December 21, at 7 p.m.
- Thursday, December 22, at 2 p.m. or 7 p.m.
The Calamari Sisters’ Winter Sausage Fest
In the guise of their kooky culinary alter-egos Delphine and Carmela Calamari, actors Stephen Smith and Jay Falzone have discovered a recipe for success: take generous dollops of one-liners and unabashed silliness, sprinkle them with lively musical numbers, and bake it all in the context of a fictional public-access cooking show. After introducing the dueling chefs in comedic plays such as Cooking with the Calamari Sisters, The Calamari Sisters’ Big Fat Italian Wedding, and Back to School with the Calamari Sisters, the duo returns with saucy laughs for the latest chapter, The Calamari Sisters’ Winter Sausage Fest.
This time, the fiercely competitive (yet fiercely loyal) siblings let the audience in on the secrets to the perfect sausage while cooking up a feast for the City of Brotherly Love’s 23rd Annual Italian SausageFest. The chief secrets? A whole lot of peppers and Italian seasoning—plus a pinch of dancing, renditions of pop and Broadway classics, family anecdotes, and even a fertility and virility competition. The result: an educational and hilarious how-to on the surviving the winter.