Like cliff diving or ferret ownership, football is an endeavor best watched from the sidelines. Witness acts of bodily bravery with today’s deal for tickets to any single Towson University home football game at Johnny Unitas Stadium. Choose between the following options:

• For $15, you get two general-admission tickets (up to a $30 value).
• For $25, you get four general-admission tickets (up to a $60 value).<p>

After taking down Villanova and Morgan State, the Towson University Tigers plan to continue their winning ways against NCAA FCS foes with team coordination honed by coach Rob Ambrose. The four remaining home games promise a thrilling Homecoming on September 24, when the Tigers hope to roar past Colgate’s Raiders and claw their way to a collective nomination for homecoming queen. Throughout the season, look for sophomore quarterback Grant Enders—who recently was named CAA Offensive Player of the Week—or speedy running back Sterlin Phifer to celebrate touchdowns in the end zone against the Richmond Spiders and Delaware Blue Hens. Co-captain and defensive back Jordan Dangerfield will try to improve his status as the nation’s 24th-ranked sacker by blasting through New Hampshire’s offensive line using archaic tactics the Visigoths once used to sack Rome.

Fans settle anywhere along Johnny Unitas Stadium’s open-air bleachers, soaking in sunsets and absorbing complex plays recounted by the Shakespearean announcer in iambic pentameter. When night falls, a pair of LED Daktronics video boards tallies touchdowns and meteoric kicks with dazzling clarity.