Regular facials often lead to a glowing complexion, compliments from total strangers, and the ability to purchase Happy Meals without a fake ID. Re-taste the cuisine of childhood with today's Groupon: for $22, you get a signature facial at Glamour Obsession Beauty Studio in Simpsonville (a $45 value).

Glamour Obsession's team of licensed aestheticians refurbish weatherworn frontispieces with the signature facial, a pampering procedure that aims to bolster tone, texture, clarity, and firmness. A deep-cleansing exfoliation kicks things off, using the transitive properties of steam to de-clutter pores and expunge layers of dead skin cells. Then, one of these certified mug menders performs a facial massage that's designed to relieve tension, improve circulation, and evict loitering toxins and skin gnomes from the head's front stoop. A restorative mask and a slathering of moisturizer conclude the treatment, leaving faces hydrated and ready to pleasantly emote during wedding portraits or Olympic-level emote-offs.