What You'll Get
A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad-science hobby with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get a BriteSmile teeth-whitening treatment at Glamour Permanent Cosmetics in Muskegon (a $100 value).
Glamour Permanent Cosmetics’ certified technicians enliven teeth using BriteSmile's hydrogen-peroxide gel and gentle blue light. As customers watch TV, listen to music, and smell scratch-and-sniff recipe books, the BriteSmile system works tirelessly to break up stains and reverse the natural aging of mouth bones. This process is repeated in a second 15-minute session for maximum whitening, with teeth emerging up to six shades whiter and capable of transmitting Morse-Code messages.
The salon’s glossy red walls and ebony furnishings encircle inviting treatment and waiting areas. Post-procedure, newly illuminated grins can twinkle proudly through the adjoining mall, impervious to the envious glances of mannequins that can only use their teeth for intimidating potential burglars.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Must be 13 or older. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Glamour Permanent Cosmetics
Sandra Murphy, Glamour Permanent Cosmetics' owner and certified cosmetics specialist, crafts tattooed facial enhancements that mimic the look of makeup, bestowing eye and lip regions with natural-looking fullness and perpetual allure. A team of four safety-certified staffers assists Murphy, each specializing in a particular form of cosmetic enhancement such as eyelash extensions, teeth whitening, and tattoos. Murphy has honed her craft since 2006 and now instructs a 100-hour course designed to certify new permanent cosmetics artists.