Before high heels and lacy underthings, a vixen was a fabled reindeer that flew a sleigh and posed part-time for tractor ads. Unleash your newly defined inner vixen with today’s Groupon to Glamour Shots at Crabtree Valley Mall. Choose between the following options:

• For $20, you get a boudoir pinup glamour session (a $99.95 value), which includes:
• An airbrush makeover and hairstyling
• Up to three wardrobe changes
• A 7”x5” framed, standard-color, two-image collage
• For $20, you get a $100 credit toward any other photo session or portrait purchase.<p>

Glamour Shots’ expert image capturers lead each of their photo sessions, generously sharing ample directorial power with their subject. Professional photography offers experience and guidance, which means pictures won’t have any elbows poking out of the corner of the frame. Guests can bring three enticing ensembles and communicate with the photographer so he or she can execute their alluring vision with ease. Featured faces are even welcome to bring props such as the newspaper featuring their victory at the Jam Recipe Throwdown. Clients should leave trusty airbrush kits at home, as a preshoot makeover is included in the package. After each session, proofs are immediately available, from which clients can choose two images for a dual-portrait collage printed on high-quality Kodak paper.

Those uninterested in releasing their inner sex turtle can opt for $100 worth of nonboudoir photo sessions and printed portrait options, allowing buyers to create senior photos, family portraits, or fruit-bowl stills that will make a wonderful addition to any mantel, windowsill, or birthday cake. See the FAQ for information about scheduling, ordering, and clothing.