What You'll Get
Though having two eyes helps people efficiently gauge visual depth, having three eyes would discourage people from growing long bangs. Take your depth perceptors to the doctor with today's Groupon: for $39, you get an eye exam and $65 toward eyewear at Glasses Outlet in Worcester (a $130 total value).
During each ophthalmological exam, Dr. Heather Ford will prescribe vision-correcting lenses and analyze eye health of her patients, who range from infants to seniors. After the 30- to 60-minute examination, eyeballs can peruse Glasses Outlet's extensive selection of stylish spectacles ($119+) and customers can check out their faces' compatibility with the available frames, whether their face shape is like a triangle, a heart, or an exploding supernova star. Once frames are matched with lenses such as the Varilux Comfort invisible bifocal plastic lenses ($180/pair) or single-vision plastic lenses with anti-scratch coating ($80/pair), they should be ready for pickup in 7–10 business days.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 25, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. In-store only. Valid only for prescription glasses or sunglasses. Not valid for children's glasses. Extra fee for contact lens exams. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.