While a horse's teeth tell a trained eye everything about the animal, a human's teeth refuse to tell dentists anything without a lawyer present. Get to the root of the matter with today's Groupon to Glendale Dental Associates. Choose between the following options:
- For $69, you get an exam and cleaning (a $185 value) and a set of dental x-rays (a $135 value; a $320 total value).
- For $179, you get an in-office Zoom! teeth-whitening treatment (an $800 value).
Glendale Dental Associates' Dr. Robert Cukier protects pearlies with sophisticated dentistry and up-to-the-minute technology in the modern interior of his studio. Dazzling smiles are inspected for signs of decay, cysts, bone loss, and tooth-fairy embezzlement before a full set of dental x-rays peer deep into tooth interiors, assessing root positions and gum-line closets. A hygienist then carefully chisels tartar from tooth siding along with any plaque that is provoking periodontic surliness. A session-ending polish leaves chompers beaming with a brightness rivaled only by an honor-roll firefly.
An in-office Zoom! teeth-whitening session blanches smiles up to 10 shades lighter in one 45-minute treatment. Zoom! is safe for sensitive teeth and helps sequester stains for the long-term, allowing patrons to use their resplendent grin to distract marathon bobsledding opponents.