What You'll Get
Although inflatable muscle suits are easy to apply and double as flotation devices, natural brawn actually lifts heavy objects and doesn't deflate when given a routine allergy shot. Blow up your fitness routine with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a two-month gym membership and one-hour personal fitness session at Global Gym (a $127 value).
Global Gym's 20,000 square feet of workout terrain host cardio and strength-boosting gear that accommodate both solo exercisers and personal-training sessions. Guests can pedal in the bounds of a large cardio theatre, toning gams as they anchor eyes to onscreen entertainment. In the ladies-only fitness room, women jog on treadmills and tackle reps free of the cumbersome safety helmets usually needed for protection from rabid muttonchops. Members also attend a one-hour personal fitness session, absorbing the tailored wellness guidance of an experienced trainer to better craft a calorie-roasting routine. With a convenient 24-hour access card, members can bulk up before dawn and finally attain the ability to silence alarm clocks with one well-aimed shot-put. After hoisting free-weights, wearied limbs can sink into tanning beds and gild themselves in bronze ($4 for 20 minutes) or unwind beneath the practiced kneads of the gym's massage therapists for an additional fee.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 16, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate by 5/16/12, membership and personal fitness session expire 2 months from activation date. Must sign waiver. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Global Gym
With Global Gym’s access card, members gain 24-hour access to an expansive workout terrain that hosts ample cardio and strength-boosting gear. Guests can bulk up before dawn and finally attain the ability to silence alarm clocks with one well-aimed shot put as they hoist free-weights. To work off unwanted calories, guests can pedal in the bounds of a large cardio theatre, toning gams as they anchor eyes to onscreen entertainment. For custom exercise regimens, patrons can attend personal-training sessions, during which they absorb the tailored wellness guidance of an experienced trainer to better craft a fat-burning routine. On-site tanning beds and massage therapists further augment freshly chiselled physiques.