What You'll Get
Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavy-set brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a wellness package at Global Health Chiropractic North (a $90 total value), which includes:
- One one-hour massage (a $60 value)
- One detoxifying foot bath (a $30 value)
Helmed by a trio of chiropractic doctors, Global Health Chiropractic North takes a holistic approach to wellness with a range of therapeutic treatments for the mind and body. A relaxing massage divests muscles of built-up tension at the hands of a talented massage therapist. After a one-hour session of kneading and pummeling, bodies feel spry and flexible enough to beat an octopus at a limbo duel. Total-body wellness is rounded off with an ionic foot-bath treatment, which uses an invigorating salt and mineral solution to draw toxins out of the body through the feet, a similar process to extracting gold from teeth.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 13, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiples as gifts. Services are non-transferable. Valid only at 4th St. location. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.