Like a persistent suitor, unwanted hair is annoying, clingy, and can only be eliminated with lasers. Terminate intolerable tresses with today's Groupon: for $99, you get six laser hair-removal treatments (up to a $594 value) at Global Laser Cosmetics. The first treatment must be scheduled before the expiration date of today's Groupon.

Aerodynamically streamlining thousands of satisfied former fuzzies, the seasoned laser-slingers at Global Laser Cosmetics successfully remove unwanted hair with safe, effective treatments. Enjoy the smooth comfort of high-tech hair reduction after a handful of laser-hair-removal sessions. This noninvasive, nearly pain-free procedure prevents unwanted hair growth by targeting entire follicular regions all at once, inhibiting strand progress, and with enough repeated treatments, it reduces the density of the hair permanently.

Opt to treat lips or chins to smooth away unwanted mustaches and soul patches, or focus on the underarms to achieve sultry shoulder bellies that keep hands confidently raised. Pesky neckhairs that endlessly resurrect between haircuts get laser-mowed and stowed away, preventing napes from sweating under unwanted neck beards. Users may also elect to define their basic bikini lines in preparation for beachier weather. All procedures are performed by a registered nurse administrator using a Cutera YAG 1064 laser, which is safe and effective on most skin tones. Treatments are spaced approximately four–six weeks apart, and on average, patients experience desired results after five or more treatments. Those looking to upgrade bikini area to six Brazilian treatments may do so for an additional $199 at the time of appointment.