If left to its own devices, a house will forswear bathing, fill its interior with half-chewed Doritos, and refuse to clean up after its dust bunnies. Show your home who’s boss with today’s Groupon to Global Maids & Janitorial Services. Choose from the following options:

• For $49, you get a carpet cleaning for any three rooms up to 1,000 total square feet (up to a $99 value).
• For $99, you get a carpet cleaning for any three rooms, hallways, and stairs up to 1,500 total square feet (a $199 value).
• For $149, you get a carpet cleaning for any six rooms, hallways, and stairs up to 2,500 total square feet (a $299 value).<p>

The insured, experienced cleaning crews of Global Maids & Janitorial Services refurbish floor fur in living spaces and areas of high foot traffic. Vacuums glide across carpets, inhaling entrenched dirt while uplifting fibres whose postures degraded during their angsty teen years. Buyers of today’s Groupon are also eligible for 25 per cent off the cleaning of area rugs, sofas, cushions, chairs, and latch-hook self portraits—contact Global Maids & Janitorial Services directly to add these services.