Marred by bird attacks, sand traps made from cost-cutting quicksand, and texting-induced cart accidents, golf has surpassed lava surfing and equestrian water polo in annual sports injuries. Solidify your short game in a safe, indoor environment with today’s Groupon: $10 gets you a full day of unlimited glow-in-the-dark miniature golf ($20 value) at GlowGolf, located about 15 minutes northeast of downtown in the Opry Mills mall. With convenient hours of operation, any time is a good time to peel away from the kung-fu marathon on TV in lieu of a mini-golf marathon.

Putt-putters of all ages can bask in the soothing, phosphorescent splendor of GlowGolf’s mini-course as they navigate their illuminated golf ball through a Caribbean-themed glowtopia of blush corals, incandescent fishies, and lush foliage. Equipment is available on the spot, so you won't risk bending your own putter when you chase after that pesky, good-for-nothing, hole-digging, ball-stealing, and most likely hallucinated gopher.

Reviews

Yelping Yelpers give GlowGolf four stars, saying:

• This place is tiny and awesome. Nothing impresses a date more than a miniature mini golf course plastered in glow in the dark paint. – Mariela C.
• Glow Golf is great for kids of all ages. – john g.
• I would be lying if I said I didn't enjoy the trippy paint and the little tubes at the beginning of each hole that "recharges" your ball and make it glow brighter. – Heather R.