Unlike weather-predicting groundhogs, stubble isn't easily spooked back into hibernation by nearby shadows or Bill Murray. Foresee a smooth, strandless spring with today's Groupon: for $149, you get five laser hair-reduction treatments at glowMD Laser MedSpa in Fredericksburg (up to a $650 value). Customers can choose to get a sleek skinscape on the face, underarms, or bikini line.

With a skin-savvy staff of medical professionals, glowMD pares down pileous patches with help from FDA–approved laser technology. Candela lasers are ideal for tenderly blasting away tough tufts from skin shields of all tones, types, and tints, freeing men and women from irritating razor burn and the amateur sonnets of poetic waxers. After five lightsabering sessions, most patients see significant deductions in the amount of bothersome body bristle, though results vary from patient to patient. An individual consultation helps evaluate each client's specific needs.

Newly sleekened skins beam amid the tranquil ambience of glowMD's soothing purple, green, and white interior. Appointment rooms are fetchingly furnished with cushy lounge chairs, sage walls, and golden-hued lamps, hypnotizing even the most rebellious follicles into lazed submission.