During the 18th century, it was believed that the only way to get tan was by covering oneself in a pungent mustard plaster, then being buried alive on the night of a full moon. Celebrate humanity’s advancement in the field of tannage with today’s Groupon: for $25, new customers will get two custom, full-body spray tans at Glow Tan & Spa ($55 value), located less than 30 minutes east of downtown Cleveland in the Mayfield Village/Gates Mills area. You can use your Groupon for both sessions, or you can split it with a friend.

Harness the compliment-baiting powers of lustrous skin while avoiding vampire-loving Twihards. Glow Tan & Spa’s attentive staff is committed to making sure your needs are met during your visit. After only 10 to 15 minutes of application, you’ll enjoy a healthy, pleasant-smelling, streak-free glow. Glow Tan & Spa can also touch up sunburned areas, as well as any clown makeup that stubbornly refuses to fade. Unlike your roommate’s homemade miracle deodorant, the sugar cane–based spray dries quickly and lasts between 7 and 10 days.

Every person has the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of tannyness. Since Glow Tan & Spa is open seven days a week, booking appointments is effortless and ensures you'll reclaim your lively, natural look and one-up your devious identical twin, Rigo, in no time.

Reviews

Though there are few online reviews, two CityVoters give Glow Tan & Spa a perfect five stars:

• Callie is WONDERFUL. She truly makes you feel 100% comfortable. She is a true example of a professional. The spray tan is very natural and perfect for special events! – Mary R.