Other than sporting a constant tan, the best way to trick yourself into thinking it's perpetually summertime is tattooing sunglasses on everyone's faces. Make summer eternal the easy way with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of custom airbrush tanning at Glynn Jones Salon in Alexandria.
The experienced airbrush artists at Glynn Jones Salon bronze pelts using a solution of safe, sunless kisses, which produces a natural-looking glow. During a five-minute tanning session, dexterous hands mist clients from head to toe with a paraben-free formula from South Seas Skincare. The solution's ingredients collaborate with an individual's skin chemistry to tint dermises to the tanner's desired level of darkness. Instant drying and a lack of sticky residue enable clients to pull on loose clothes at their leisure or squeeze into superhero costumes at a moment's notice, though they should forgo showers and sweat-inducing activities for at least eight hours after the appointment. The salon recommends exfoliating and moisturizing the night before the appointment, and clients should show up free of deodorant, perfume, and KISS makeup.