What You'll Get
The second law of thermodynamics states that everything in the universe tends toward smallness, a principle that can be reproduced in a lab by pouring water over a piece of granite for several hundred years until you notice the shrinkage. Enjoy some bite-size fun before it completely fades away with today’s Groupon: for $12, you get either four go-kart rides or four rounds of miniature golf (up to a $26 value) at Go USA Fun Park in Murfreesboro, about 40 minutes from downtown Nashville.
Go USA Fun Park offers families and friends a variety of fun outdoor entertainment. Guests can practice their putting and get small amounts of exercise as they follow winding greens through the park’s 18 holes (up to $5 per round) of diminutive golf, admiring the scenic views of a wee castle, a quaint mill complete with charming water wheel, and a pool filled with crystal-clear water that severely limits the leviathan’s element of surprise. Or, if driving small vehicles fits your idea of non-large regalement, try four laps around Go USA’s go-kart track ($6.50 per ride), which is nearly a quarter of a mile long and snakes between lines of tires that save wayward kartists from unwanted offroading during high-speed Bond-esque kart chases. The park has 20 karts to offer drivers, including both double-seaters for reckless newlyweds and single-driver racers with elevated rear spoilers and hitches for Airstreams.
Though not available with this deal, Go USA Fun Park also features a collection of arcade games, a driving range, and batting cages where visitors can trade their firstborn for a chance to face the ghost of Cy Young. Venture into new realms of miniature family-size merrymaking with today’s deal.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 2 per visit. Must be 4ft.10in. or taller for go-karts. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About GO USA Fun Park
GO USA Fun Park enthralls visiting families with abundant racing, gaming, and putting attractions strewn throughout its indoor and outdoor facility. A fleet of 20 go-karts stands ready to hug the turns and gun down the straightaways of a nearly quarter-mile-long track. A fully lit 18-hole mini golf course challenges werewolves building immunity to silver putters, and 30 golf tees equipped with coverings for rainy days or cold weather allow for skill-building practice shots. Batting cages enhance swinging skills with hard- or softballs approaching helmeted craniums at slow, medium, or lightning-fast speeds. The indoor arcade brims with an array of video and redemption games, with nifty prizes awaiting homes behind an overflowing counter.