Today's Groupon offers a pole-based exercise more effective than 1920s pole sitting, more energizing than pole-vaulting, and more sensual than polenta. For $49, you get four flirty-fitness sessions at Goddess a Go-Go (a $120 value). The four-class cocktail includes a 90-minute pole-dance fitness class, one aerobic striptease class, one pole-lates class, and one shake-your-abs class. Customers must attend the remaining three classes within 30 days of their first class.
Goddess a Go-Go boasts an expansive, brand-new facility for female fitness-seekers looking for a break from traditional workout routines. The studio features a bevy of permanently installed 14-foot poles to decrease chances of pole-climbing traffic-jam pile-ups. Pole-dance fitness participants learn to harness the power of centrifugal force and their own curvaceous bodies to increase flexibility, boost self-confidence, and strengthen their ability to sexily repair phone lines. Pole-lates classes offer abs an extra dose of vixen-esque moves, and the aerobic striptease and shake-your-abs classes teach students how to exude allurement even in the absence of innately seductive metal rods and repurposed scoliosis braces.
Women of all ages and backgrounds can trim their fleshoskeletons and buff up biceps thanks to a convenient class schedule that allows participants to pursue full-body fitness, slide up poles, and drive gravity crazy with lust at whatever time works best for them. Whether you're looking to spicy up your love life or tone up your curves, today's Groupon to Goddess a Go-Go will have you arching your back as if you are a sexy long-haired wildcat, not to be confused with the long-eared hedgehog, which is really more cute than it is sexy.
After obtaining a bachelor's degree in chemistry and biology, Kristen Nicole Hall seemed destined for a medical career. But after 26 years of competitive cheerleading, gymnastics, and pole fitness, including six national and international Pro fitness titles, she couldn't shake the desire to share empowering, rhythmic routines with others—and an aerial dance and flirty fitness studio provided just the right venue to share her dream.
A variety of unique dance and fitness classes, which have been featured at multiple international fitness conventions, are scheduled each week at Studio Goddess—a 5,000-square-foot facility with three pole and dance studios, two showers, men's and women's dressing rooms, and a fitness apparel store. Classes include pole and flirty fitness workouts that help participants bolster confidence and climb up trees quickly when confronted by a prowling wolf pack. Sessions such as Buns and Guns BootCamp blend dance and muscle-toning movements, and various pole-fitness levels progress students from basic spins to upside-down high-fives. Private pole parties teach small groups to twirl around the studio's 12-foot poles while celebrating special events or simply helping to "unleash the goddess" in each woman.