What You'll Get
If you’re like most Americans, Thanksgiving is a time to choose who you love the most, and then go eat with them. For the unchosen ones in your life, lessen the sting with a fully-cooked Thanksgiving feast - good any day next week - from The Goddess & Grocer. This Groupon staffer looks forward to enjoying the meal with his significant other, before we are banished to four-day weekends of sullen thankfulness with our respective progenitors.
In an age where metropolitans have been desensitized by a parade of morel mushrooms, grassy lavender olive oils, and sea salt chocolates, it takes something special to reawaken the sense of wonder invoked by our first trip to Boston Market. Today, The Goddess & Grocer is offering what is perhaps the final frontier for culinary stimulation in a takeout container. For only $21 (normally $28), you’ll get:
- Sliced turkey breast with traditional stuffing
- Side of cranberry sauce and gravy
- Pick one from each category:
- Green beans or brussel sprouts
- Regular Yucan mashed potatoes or sweet potato mash
- Individual pecan pie or individual pumpkin pie
Your Groupon is good any day next week. You can pick it up from either of their locations - in the Gold Coast and Bucktown - just check the website for store hours. Your meal comes ready to eat; they’ll even give you utensils if you ask nicely.
Check out the reviews of The Goddess & Grocer on Yelp.
The Fine Print
Good at either location; Must call ahead to place order and specify location of pickup Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.