Bowling caters to the basic human desire to make a large, noisy mess and leave it for someone else to clean up. Give in to your destructive tendencies in a controlled environment with today's Groupon: for $12, you get one hour of bowling lane rental for up to six people (up to a $33 value) at Gold Cup Bowling Centers, valid at their locations in Macon and Warner Robins. An additional shoe rental fee of $3.50 per pair is required.
Gold Cup Bowling Centers aids patrons in their task of demolishing pins with a variety of modern amenities and hours for diurnal and nocturnal bowlers alike. Both centers settle customer bets with the irrefutable proof of computerized scoring, and can guide wayward orbs with automatic bumper systems on any of their lanes. The Warner Robins location sports 50 available lanes and weekend Incredi-BOWL sessions for evening bowlers looking to bask in a synesthetic cacophony of lights, music, and overwhelmed cyborgs. The Macon location's lanes goad visitors until midnight on Sundays–Thursdays, remaining open 24 hours on Fridays and Saturdays; the Warner Robins staff bolts its doors open 24 hours a day all week long.
Customers taking a break from their inertia experiments can partake of Gold Cup's available culinary creations, including such American classics as burgers, hot wings, and hot dogs (costs not covered by today's Groupon). The Warner Robins center additionally placates digits with a game room and billiards tables for patrons hoping to challenge their spherical manipulation skills on a smaller scale.