Although your body is a temple, covering yourself in bits of stained glass and swallowing thousands of candles has yet to be proven an effective beautification method. Shine up your shrine with today's Groupon to Golden Moor. Choose from the following options:
- For $29, you get a Pine Mud Bath serum and Natural Mask (a $67.99 value).
- For $29, you get a 21-Day Detox Cure (a $59 value).
Golden Moor replenishes weary bodies with all-natural products that combat health ailments with therapeutic mud culled from Outaouais's Golden Moor bog. The mud boasts hard-working humic acid, vitamins, and minerals that take turns mopping the floor in the 12,000-year-old mud pit. The Pine Bath serum coats bodies in a mixture of mud extract and pine needle essential oils. After dissolving in hot bath water, the serum sets to work relieving sore muscles and reducing joint inflammation from attempts to change light bulbs via pogo stick. The Natural Mask delivers a blend of peat mud and essential oils to mugs, helping along excessively oily or parched skin on its path to equilibrium.
Alternatively, the Detox Cure fortifies bodies with a triumvirate of all-natural supplements. A diuretic and laxative cleanses systems with a blend of 11 different vitamins and herbs, and a third supplement attends to the gallbladder and liver, the organs most likely to be mistaken for each other during high school anatomy tests.