What You'll Get
Like ripened fruits, people with healthy-colored skin tend to spend less time loitering in orchards and are more likely to get picked up at the grocery store. Catch the eye of passing orangutans with today’s Groupon: for $19, you get six stand-up tanning sessions at Golden Tans in Smithfield (a $39.95 value).
Golden Tans gives the gift of self-gilding via high-quality equipment that is routinely kept meticulously clean for customer safety and satisfaction. Tannable parts can get special attention during each VHR Supersonic tanning session where a stand-up stall, unlike a carnival dunking booth filled with melted buffalo pennies, safely bronzes bodycoats in as few as seven minutes. The facility’s friendly staff members are happy to assist in any of the client’s six chosen marinating session, and each employee comes trained and certified in the ancient art of tanology. Put a shiny spring in your skin's step before spring begins with the thorough tanning of Golden Tans.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 26, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Upgrade available for additional fee. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.