Although body-exchange programs mean no one ever has to stay in one meat suit for long, returning yours in bad condition means you forfeit your deposit. Keep your constitution in returnable condition with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a one-hour personal-training session and three-month membership at Gold's Gym’s Spring Hill and Brooksville locations (up to a $219 value, depending on location).
Gold's Gym opened more than 45 years ago and today houses an impressive array of next-generation fitness gadgets, a results-oriented focus, and clean facilities. With today's deal, one of Gold's Gym's certified personal trainers will develop a personalized training regimen with each client based on their personal fitness goals, willingness to belittle a punching bag, and general safety regulations. Neophyte exercisers can follow up with regular attendance at the gym, where they cultivate lean physiques in a controlled manner on elliptical machines or break a collective sweat in group classes. Visitors to the Spring Hill location can enjoy the look of its new interior face-lift, and those at the Brookville location can accelerate heart engines at the cardio movie theater.