The following press release is to be read in a British accent. (Do your best.)… In a similar scenario to a very long and boring book by an old, old irishman who is (most likely) dead, we follow our “hero,” Jonathan Harker, a meek, gluten-free real estate broker, as he ventures through Transylvania’s Carpathian Mountains to close a deal with his newest client, the mysterious Count Dracula. Upon entering his foreboding castle and perhaps oversharing a bit, Harker’s life is turned upside down as he stands face to face with the world’s most fiendish and infamous monster! What happens next?! Well, we can’t just tell you that, now can we? I suppose you’ll have to come see the play. DRACULA, A COMEDY OF TERRORS sweeps into Houston as a terrifyingly entertaining evening of theatre, guaranteed to hypnotize audiences and induce blood-curdling screams… of laughter! A brisk plunge into the chilling, zany, and (dare we say) sexy world of Bram Stoker’s immortalized characters, DRACULA sends audiences on a gothic rollercoaster ride at a lightning-fast tempo through every twist and turn! With a dash of Mel Brooks and a pinch of Monty Python, this thrilling and side-splitting new play is certain to have you laughing until it hurts and send shivers down your spine! …And let’s face it… It’s over 100 degrees out there. We all could use a little shiver. WARNING: This production may cause sudden rises in blood pressure, yellowing of the eyes, uncontrollable sexual urges, and gut-wrenching fits of laughter. If you are at risk, please consult a healthcare professional before attending. (You may return to your preferred accent.)