"You'll shoot your eye out!" You can hear this classic line every December as 1940s cherub Ralphie Parker -- oversized glasses, dapper sweater and meticulously combed blond hair -- struggles to find compassion in a sea of dream-crushing adults. His Christmas wish is simple: to get a Red Ryder BB gun. Or, more specifically, a "Red Ryder carbine-action, 200-shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time." But the grown-ups in his life are having none of it. Catch Ralphie's shenanigans in a screening of A Christmas Story at the Village Theatre Art and Gallery. The town of Danville will be amping the holiday spirits with fresh popcorn and movie-themed prize giveaways.