What You'll Get
The Scots developed golf to irk common loch pests, such as merats, locharoaches, and Nessie, who to this day rarely surfaces for fear of being beaned by a well-aimed ball. Brush up your monster-vexing skills with today's Groupon: for $65, you get two one-on-one golf lessons with PGA Professional Instructor Steve Kirkpatrick at Golf Rx, located in Mt. Juliet (a $140 value). This state-of-the-art indoor golf teaching facility employs the latest technology and high-class instruction to make eagles as common in your golf game as roosters in your dining room. Steve has been a Class A PGA professional since 1986 and boasts more than 20 years of teaching experience, bringing casual gamers and pro putters alike to better form. These one-on-one lessons use a V1 digital video coaching system to analyze a golfer's swing and a Full Swing Golf simulator to measure impact and ball flight, taking advantage of technology like a grifting scheme against a gullible supercomputer. Steve is also an accomplished club fitter able to observe players' swings to determine what length, type, and design of club will provide the maximum distance, accuracy, and soup-stirring potential. Though not part of this Groupon, Steve also offers club repair services, including re-gripping and re-shafting, as well as loft and lie adjustments.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Must activate lessons by 7/30/11; must use 2nd lesson within 4 weeks of 1st lesson. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.