Golf must be played at once powerfully and delicately, like chasing King Kong or hugging lightning. Fine-tune the balance of your game with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get a computer-analyzed 30-minute golf-swing analysis at GolfTEC (a $95 value). This Groupon is only good at the Greenway Boulevard location in Middleton.
Staffed by experienced golfing professionals and computers who’ve sworn allegiance to the three laws of golfing robotics, GolfTEC uses motion sensors and high-speed cameras to monitor swings and break down each individual’s form on a high-definition video display. Sensors chirp with approval whenever they detect the perfect stroke or an especially witty golfing joke. GolfTEC’s certified teaching professionals will point out flaws and strengths while providing golfers with tips on how to permanently improve their game from tee to green.
Let GolfTEC help chisel that much-envied golfer’s physique by finding a balance amid technique, equipment, and physical conditioning. The union of man and golfing machine is finally perfected, and a new day of cybernetically enhanced sporting has dawned.
This Groupon is for new clients only.