What You'll Get
Like assembling a picnic table in a windstorm, the sport of golf sorely tests a person's mastery of metal tools during a confrontation with the forces of nature. For $45, today's Groupon teaches dedicated clubbers how to best wield their wares with an hour-long computer-analyzed swing assessment (a $165 total value) from GolfTEC, located in Cranston.
GolfTEC's Cranston center is staffed by experienced professionals and computers who’ve been programmed in compliance with the Three Laws of Golfing Robotics. Motion sensors and high-speed cameras monitor your swing and break down your form on a video display. GolfTEC’s specialists will then point out flaws, emphasize strengths, and coach you on how to permanently improve your game from tee to green. Their sensors will chirp with approval when you finally execute a perfect stroke or crack an especially witty putting pun.
Golf is a sport of physical precision and aerial dynamics, won and lost by the pendulum of your swing, just like when a grandfather clock tries to knock off the mouse that's climbing up it. All it takes is a dependable golfing pal to help chisel your form with the aid of a little technology. At GolfTEC, the union of man and golfing machine has finally been perfected, and a new day of cybernetically enhanced chipping has dawned, at least until humanity's inevitable twilight under the rule of sentient golfing machines.
By appointment only. Not valid with any other offers.
- Assell's company, GolfTEC, provides a user-friendly, standardized service for game improvement using modern technologies in instruction and clubfitting. – Max Alder, Golf Digest
- This brave new world of biomechanical feedback is changing the landscape of golf learning. – Mike Stachura, Golf for Women
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 5, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with any other offers. By Appointment only; subject to availability. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.