Mastering the perfect golf swing, unlike rewiring the hurricane-soiled engine of a 1974 Saab Sonett, requires unflappable concentration, physical coordination, and inconceivable precision. Today's Groupon sets you on the path to master the golf game-changer: for $25, you get a 30-minute golf lesson and a personal swing diagnosis at GolfTEC (an $85 total value). Get this deal to mitigate future golfing humiliations, or gift this deal to the parent or firefighter close to your heart to ensure a joyous Mother's or Father's Day at the homestead and happy afternoons swinging into the elements on the green.
The certified PGA instructors at the Uptown golf fantasyland will utilize the state-of-the-art facilities (complete with climate-controlled bays) to improve your game. They'll observe your technique and equipment to analyze your individual strengths and weaknesses, before guiding you on the most effective methods to maximize your drive, as well as the best ways to avoid humiliation by pretending an off-mark shot was a strategic part of your game plan. The personal swing diagnosis employs the use of motion sensors and high-speed cameras to monitor your stroke and break it down on a high-definition video display, leaving your every movement vulnerable to critique, praise, and, ultimately, improvement.
Golf is one of the few sports a person can successfully play for a lifetime, and comes in handy for horror-movie auditions, weed whacking, and defending your home from a renegade windmill that can only be stopped by a properly timed ball that soars between the windmill's blades and lodges itself in its air intake pipe. Take a step towards a lifetime of golf bliss while simultaneously ensuring the safety of your home. Call ahead to schedule your lesson.