Much like King Kong, egos, and huggable lightning, golf is at once powerful and delicate. Fine-tune the balance of your game with today’s Groupon: for $70, you get a computer-analyzed 60-minute golf swing analysis at GolfTEC (an $195 value). This Groupon is good at seven North Jersey/Long Island locations
Staffed by experienced golfing professionals and computers who’ve sworn allegiance to the three laws of golfing robotics, GolfTEC’s motion sensors and high-speed cameras monitor swings and break down each individual’s form on a high-definition video display. Sensors chirp with approval whenever they detect the perfect stroke or an especially witty golfing joke. GolfTEC’s certified personal coaches will point out flaws and strengths while providing golfers with tips on how to permanently improve their game from tee to green.
Let GolfTEC help chisel that much-envied golfer’s physique by finding a balance amid technique, equipment, and physical conditioning. The union of man and golfing machine is finally perfected, and a new day of cybernetically enhanced sporting has dawned.