Without baby blankets, parents would be forced to wrap their little ones in spare wrapping paper or fold them inside stolen Denny's menus. Coat your kid with today's Groupon: for $30, you get $60 worth of baby items from Goo-Goo Baby.

Goo-Goo Baby treats children and parents to an award-winning array of nontoxic, biodegradable baby products. After a bath, wee ones can softly stir in a colourfully printed premium hooded towel blanket, made plush by two layers of cotton jersey knit and perfect for moonlighting as a stroller drape ($25.99). A Wave stainless-steel sport bottle cools nourishing nectars inside its eco-friendly silicone sleeve ($15.99), and a reversible burp pad gently wipes bedrooled chins with dual sheets of flannel ($9.99). Goo-Goo Baby can also cleverly cloak kids in leak-proof pocketed smocks ($25.99) and microfibre button-nose blankets, which are topped with hooded creatures endearing enough to hypnotize any washing machine into shampooing them ($44.99).