What You'll Get
If your shady parking spot rests beneath bird-filled trees, or someone has scrawled carpetbagger into the layer of grime on your car window, Goo-Goo Express Wash can give your vehicle its original off-the-lot shine. With today's Groupon, $5 gets you The Works Wash, a $11 value. You'll get a fast, high-tech clean, polish, protectant, tire shine, and more. This Groupon isn't just great for sprucing up your own car: it also makes the perfect passive-aggressive gift for your dirty carpool driver.
Most people wait until their car develops its own ecosystem before deciding it's time to clean. Let the efficient robo-washers, with their sophisticated filtration system and total coverage, envelop the mess in their gentle cleansing arms. After driving through slushy snow and heavily salted roads, your vehicle can accumulate stuck-on gunk and ghostly salt stains. The Works Wash doubles your car's soapy coat to get off all the built-up gunk before rinsing it clean. A tri-color sealer polish and Clear Coat protectant are followed by a tire wash and shine, so roadside obstacles will scatter in fear of their unholy glow.
After your power air dry, you'll have unlimited access to Goo-Goo's free vacuums, perfect for sucking up soggy french fries and breaded duck-liver crumbs lurking under floor mats. Instead of racing against the clock with coin-fed vacuum systems, you'll be able to lavish meticulous attention on every car nook and auto cranny. Because Goo-Goo has more than 30 high-powered vacuums with luxuriously long hoses, you won't have to wait on a unit or feel any pressure to hastily finish.
You never know when you might have to drive your boss to a court date or Candy Land tournament. Today's deal eliminates the need for constant apology during your unexpected drive; instead, let your passengers apologize to you.
CityVoter named Goo-Goo as the Best Car Wash in Cleveland in 2009.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Not valid for vehicles taller than 7' 3" or vehicles with dual wheels. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.