Cleaning your house can be an excellent way to impress a date, while cleaning a vacationing neighbor's house can be an excellent way to hide the fact that you've been living there. Cover your tracks with today's Groupon: for $59, you get up to five hours of professional house cleaning (up to a $300 value) from Good Elves Housekeeping.
Armed with bandoliers of purifying potions and elbow grease, Good Elves Housekeeping's mercenary cleaners hunt fugitive stains and stinks throughout domiciles. Good Elves dispatches crews of up to three spritely sanitizers to homes of all sizes throughout greater Houston, cleansing the ghost-remnants of dinner past in the kitchen, bringing wayward tubs back into the fold in the bathroom, and busting up dust bunny cartels with daring under-couch raids. All of Good Elves’ house helpers arrive stocked with cleaning supplies, equipment, and mildew-detecting canaries. The size of the crew is determined by each house’s square footage, so be prepared to provide an estimate during scheduling.