What You'll Get
Sea urchins are the healthiest, most relaxed creatures on Earth due to their positive self-image and spiny skin. Today's Groupon offers similar protection from stress, sickness, and sea otters: for $30, you get an acupuncture or acupressure session (a $65 value) and an individual wellness plan (a $15 value) at Good Medicine (an $80 total value).
Holding a master's degree in oriental remedies, Good Medicine's Mary Ann Petersen leads patients on a trek toward total tranquility. Patrons come to her plagued with an array of maladies, including headaches, stomach aches, stress, anxiety, and helium voices. Wielding her pointy panacea, along with herbal aids, she custom designs her techniques to relieve symptoms of all sizes. Whether for needle neophytes or not, Petersen aims to make each treatment terror- and twinge-free, often relaxing patients to the point of snoozing, day-dreaming, and thumb-sucking atop her table. After reaching pronged inner peace, calmed physiques can peruse the shops of downtown Eugene, four blocks from Good Medicine.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 9, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.