What You'll Get
All of life's important moments are marked by one of three things: eating a cake, passing a torch, or signing on the bottom line of a clown-college certificate. Embrace edible celebration with today's Groupon to Goodness Cakes. Choose between the following options:
• For $10, you get a 6-inch cake (a $20 value).
• For $15, you get an 8-inch cake (a $30 value).
Goodness Cakes constructs confectionaries from the plate up, melding flour, sugar, and flavorings into fluffy cakes, frostings, and fondants. Base options include Butterlicious pound cake, Lemon Squeezy pudding cake, and Chocolate Lava Temptation, milked from an exotic chocolate volcano guarded by bands of feral cookie monsters. Next, an array of icings and fondants dresses loaves in decadent coatings such as Butter Cream Dream, Seriously Strawberry, or Cream Cheesy. Goodness's sugary chefs stuff ovens with customized combinations available 1–2 days after an order is placed or the exact amount of time it takes to construct a padlocked cake safe. Groupon customers may upgrade to a custom cake festooned in edible decorations, an organic cake, or a diabetic-friendly creation for an additional fee.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 9, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Extra fee for personalization. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.