What You'll Get
Without routine checkups, cars will rebel against their owners by taking up smoking, stalling, and joining punk-rock bands full of disreputable jalopies. Protect yourself against delinquent vehicles with today's Groupon: for $69, you get the spring tune-up package at Goodyear Certified Auto Service in Streetsville (a $154.95 value).
Goodyear’s vehicle virtuosos refurbish cars inside and out with a comprehensive tune-up to ensure smooth cement sailing. During the 90-minute auto overhaul, skillful technicians swap dirty oil for a fresh batch, replace filters, straighten hood doilies, and rotate tires. Car-care specialists further inspect such crucial mechanisms as the breaks, alternator, cooling system, and electrical network. Customers can also have their frozen-shut orthodontia relubricated or can opt for a TKO 2000 treatment, designed to increase the fuel economy of their carriages. A free shuttle service transports clients to and from the car doctor, and a local pickup and delivery service indulges invalid vehicles.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 9, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Extra fee for synthetic oil. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.