A spotless car attracts favorable attention from the opposite gender, avian graffiti artists, and the person whose house you just drove it through. Make a clean getaway with today's Groupon: for $45, you get an exterior detail at GorillaShine Detailing Co. (up to a $150 value). Your Groupon also grants you 20% off an interior detailing scheduled during the same appointment.
GorillaShine Detailing Co.'s team of car-cleansers scrubs and polishes automobiles of all makes and models with cloth-garbed hands. Whether cars, trucks, SUVs, minivans, or rickshaws, vehicles get pampered by experienced staff members with a hand-wash, chamois-dry, and coat of wax during the exterior detail. Inside the all-weather cleaning facility, car-whisperers sanctify cars' often-neglected nooks and crannies, including doorjambs, wheel wells, and exterior plastic trim. Vehicles can roll back onto the road after a glimmering tire shine with rubbery feet gleaming brighter than a dolphin's dorsal fin dipped in baby oil. As drivers wait for the valets to unveil their newly rejuvenated vehicle, they can take advantage of GorillaShine Detailing Co.'s complimentary shuttle services or try to lick their elbows.