Seventeenth-century shipping routes drastically improved once navigators began referring to actual maps of waterways instead of the varicose veins on their thighs. Steer clear of veiny skin with today's deal: for $20, you get 15 varicose and spider-vein injections (a $60 value) at Dr. Conrad Goulet Vein Clinic, with locations in Sidney and Victoria.
Dr. Conrad Goulet, and his Vein Clinic staff, specialize in soundly subduing varicose and spider veins in a non-debilitating fashion. Varicose veins, and their smaller spider siblings, are dilated blood vessels that inhibit blood circulation through a series of tests that exploit blood flow's poor knowledge of cartography. Through sclerotherapy ($60 for 11–15 sessions), Dr. Goulet injects a sclerosing agent into the extremity inhabiting veins to destroy inefficient threads and reinstate heart-pumping harmony throughout the body. The unsightly splotches and the pain they cause may begin to disappear after three to four sessions with the entire vein being demolished in one to three months. After receiving the treatments, Dr. Goulet recommends wearing elastic stockings, keeping active, avoiding sunburn, and steering legs away from ballpoint pens.