What You'll Get
Before the Internet, fruits and nuts were acquired by befriending squirrels and asking them for access to their cheeks. Get quality sustenance with the click of a button with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $25 worth of gourmet fruits and nuts from Gourmet Orchards' online store.
Frustrated with the lack of high-quality fruits and nuts found in supermarkets, Gourmet Orchard’s founders traveled across the United States to find and cull fresh products from the best orchards. Come November, sink teeth into a bushel of seasonal grande navel oranges ($39.99 for 8 lb.), or sink fangs into the blood red regal red grapefruit ($33.99 for 7.5 lb.). A handful of chocolate peanuts ($4.99 for 1/2 lb.) curbs cacao cravings, and a mouthful of slow-roasted salted almonds ($5.99 for 1/2 lb) curbs speech. Gourmet Orchards ships anywhere in the United States within three business days, which is exactly how long it takes to heal from butter tongue.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 30, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Not valid until 4/29/2011 at 12PM. No cash back. Tax and shipping not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.