Before the Internet, fruit and nuts were acquired by befriending squirrels and asking them for access to their cheeks. Get quality sustenance with the click of a button with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $25 worth of gourmet fruit and nuts from Gourmet Orchards's online store.
Frustrated with the lack of high-quality fruit and nuts found in supermarkets, Gourmet Orchard’s founders traveled across the United States to find and cull fresh products from the best orchards. Come November, sink teeth into a bushel of seasonal Grande navel oranges ($39.99 for 8 lb.) or sink fangs into the blood-red Regal red grapefruit ($33.99 for 7.5 lb.). A handful of chocolate peanuts ($7.99 for 1 lb.) curbs cacao cravings and a mouthful of slow-roasted salted almonds ($9.99 for 1 lb.) curbs speech. Gourmet Orchards ships anywhere in the United States within three business days, which is exactly how long it takes to heal from butter tongue.