What You'll Get
Before the Internet, fruit and nuts were acquired by befriending squirrels and asking them for access to their cheeks. Get quality sustenance with the click of a button with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $25 worth of gourmet fruit and nuts from Gourmet Orchards's online store.
Frustrated with the lack of high-quality fruit and nuts found in supermarkets, Gourmet Orchard’s founders traveled across the United States to find and cull fresh products from the best orchards. Come November, sink teeth into a bushel of seasonal Grande navel oranges ($39.99 for 8 lb.) or sink fangs into the blood-red Regal red grapefruit ($33.99 for 7.5 lb.). A handful of chocolate peanuts ($7.99 for 1 lb.) curbs cacao cravings and a mouthful of slow-roasted salted almonds ($9.99 for 1 lb.) curbs speech. Gourmet Orchards ships anywhere in the United States within three business days, which is exactly how long it takes to heal from butter tongue.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 17, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per order. Online or by phone only. Extra fee for shipping. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.