Steak is the breakfast of champions, the lunch of kings, the dinner of industrial barons, and the dessert of T. rexes. Enjoy high-quality cuts regardless of social or philosophical status with today's Groupon: for $25, you get four $50 vouchers (a $200 total value), each valid toward the purchase of frozen meat, seafood, or appetizers from Gourmet Secrets. Only one voucher may be used per month, and vouchers may not be combined. Shipping is not included with today’s deal and generally starts at $19.99.
Gourmet Secrets keeps kitchens stocked with an array of high-quality frozen fare ranging from antibiotic- and hormone-free meat to fresh, preservative-free seafood and scrumptious appetizers and sides. To satiate meat eaters, AAA Alberta beef GSI baseball steak ($35.99 for six 8 oz. steaks) is aged 21 to 28 days to ensure it possesses a rich flavour and the maturity to quell its impulses to runaway with the circus. Old English battered cod loins ($27.99 for eight 4 oz. servings) send landlubbing taste buds on an maritime sojourn filled with lightly-battered cod morsels, and the GSI Pizza Fingers ($27.99 for 20 pieces) slap away hunger and invite teeth to spelunk through their egg-roll shell to uncover the pepperoni and mozzarella packed inside. An array of dulcet desserts adds sweetness to post-prandial noshing, including CSI Famous Butter Bars ($23.99 for 18 servings) that render tongues star-struck with their gooey caramel topping and chewy crust. Each $50 voucher may also be used towards Gourmet Secrets' discounted eight-packs of steaks, seafood, or appetizers.
Once shoppers have placed their orders, Gourmet Secrets snuggles the quick, frozen fare into a reusable polystyrene chest among a nest of dry ice, shipping the cool comestibles out to their eagerly awaiting new families and North Pole enthusiasts.