Steak is the breakfast of champions, the lunch of kings, the dinner of industrial barons, and the dessert of T. rexes. Enjoy high-quality cuts regardless of social or philosophical status with today's Groupon: for $25, you get four $50 vouchers valid toward the purchase of frozen meat, seafood, or appetizers from Gourmet Secrets (a $200 total value). Only one voucher may be used per month, and vouchers may not be combined. Shipping is not included with today’s deal and generally starts at $19.99.
Gourmet Secrets keeps kitchens stocked with an array of high-quality frozen fare ranging from antibiotic- and hormone-free meat to fresh, preservative-free seafood and scrumptious appetizers and sides. To satiate meat eaters, AAA Alberta beef GSI baseball steaks are aged 21–28 days to ensure they possess a rich flavour and the maturity to quell impulses to play music at a grating volume ($35.99 for six 8-oz. steaks). Old English battered cod loins send landlubbing taste buds on an maritime sojourn filled with lightly-battered cod morsels ($27.99 for eight 4-oz. servings), and the GSI pizza fingers slap away hunger and invite teeth to spelunk through their egg-roll shell to uncover the pepperoni and mozzarella packed inside ($27.99 for 20 pieces). An array of dulcet desserts adds sweetness to postprandial noshing, including CSI Famous Butter Bars that render tongues star-struck with their gooey caramel topping and chewy crust ($23.99 for 18 servings). Each $50 voucher may also be used towards Gourmet Secrets' discounted eight-packs of steaks, seafood, or appetizers.
Once shoppers have placed their orders, Gourmet Secrets snuggles the frozen fare into a reusable polystyrene chest amid a nest of dry ice, shipping the cool comestibles out to their eagerly awaiting new families and North Pole enthusiasts.