What You'll Get
Steak is the breakfast of champions, the lunch of kings, the dinner of industrial barons, and the dessert of T. rexes. Enjoy high-quality cuts regardless of social or philosophical status with today's Groupon: for $25, you get four $50 vouchers valid toward the purchase of frozen meat, seafood, or appetizers from Gourmet Secrets (a $200 total value). Only one voucher may be used per month, and vouchers may not be combined. Shipping is not included with today’s deal and generally starts at $19.99.
Gourmet Secrets keeps kitchens stocked with an array of high-quality frozen fare ranging from antibiotic- and hormone-free meat to fresh, preservative-free seafood and scrumptious appetizers and sides. To satiate meat eaters, AAA Alberta beef GSI baseball steaks are aged 21–28 days to ensure they possess a rich flavour and the maturity to quell impulses to play music at a grating volume ($35.99 for six 8-oz. steaks). Old English battered cod loins send landlubbing taste buds on an maritime sojourn filled with lightly-battered cod morsels ($27.99 for eight 4-oz. servings), and the GSI pizza fingers slap away hunger and invite teeth to spelunk through their egg-roll shell to uncover the pepperoni and mozzarella packed inside ($27.99 for 20 pieces). An array of dulcet desserts adds sweetness to postprandial noshing, including CSI Famous Butter Bars that render tongues star-struck with their gooey caramel topping and chewy crust ($23.99 for 18 servings). Each $50 voucher may also be used towards Gourmet Secrets' discounted eight-packs of steaks, seafood, or appetizers.
Once shoppers have placed their orders, Gourmet Secrets snuggles the frozen fare into a reusable polystyrene chest amid a nest of dry ice, shipping the cool comestibles out to their eagerly awaiting new families and North Pole enthusiasts.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 28, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Limit 1 voucher per order. Limit 1 voucher per month. Online only. Must use each voucher in 1 purchase. Valid only for delivery. Extra fee for shipping. Can be applied toward 8-package discount. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.