What You'll Get
Perspiration gets mischievous when cooped up inside the body, acting out by drenching armpits on first dates and disguising itself as tears during job interviews. Release disgruntled body water with today’s Groupon to Greater Pittsburgh Joint and Muscle Center. Choose from the following options:
- For $20, you get a 30-minute Swedish massage (up to a $45 value).
- For $35, you get a 60-minute Swedish massage (up to an $80 value).
- For $30, you get five 60-minute personal-training sessions (a $200 value).<p>
Each option also includes a complimentary wellness consultation.
Overseen by executive director Doctor of Chiropractic Frank J. Verri, the experienced staff at Greater Pittsburgh Joint and Muscle Center works to soothe and strengthen clients’ physiques through massage and customized personal training. A licensed massage therapist knuckles ornery vertebrae and stubbornly stiff tissues during a Swedish massage, which soothes aches and spurs blood flow with long, flowing strokes. After their kneading, de-stressed figures often boast reduced soreness, higher energy levels, and enough flexibility to earn their keep on a sailboat filling in for frayed mooring lines.
Alternately, a series of five 60-minute personal-training sessions bolsters bodies through a tailored regimen of exercises. Strength training toughens overly tender muscles by having them lift weights and rip romantic-comedy DVDs in half, and cardio maneuvers and core workouts bulk up both hearts and abs. A careful assessment of clients’ fitness levels helps trainers customize their approaches to address specific health concerns and impart wellness knowhow, such as how to differentiate good cholesterol from its evil mustachioed twin.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 10, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must redeem personal training sessions in full by 4/10/12. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. May redeem personal training sessions across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Greater Pittsburgh Joint and Muscle Center
Chiropractic medicine and massage therapy join forces at Greater Pittsburgh Joint and Muscle Center, a wellness studio helmed by chiropractic doctor Frank J. Verri. Here, licensed massage therapists ferry minds and muscles toward states of relaxation that are deeper and more satisfying than a moon crater filled with homemade chili. To dissolve painful knots and unclench tense muscles, they borrow Eastern techniques such as foot reflexology to augment Western modalities such as deep-tissue massage. Swedish bodywork teems with long, gliding strokes and gentle taps that awaken endorphins and promote blood flow, sending oxygen coursing into corporeal outliers such as fingers, toes, and conjoined invisible friends. In addition to kneading sinews and adjusting spines, attentive staffers help clients boost their nutrition IQs with diet consultations and weight-loss programs.